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Blood, I Thee Wed

August 30, 2007 — missjackie

Men do not know how difficult it is when women get their menses. It’s painful, it’s disgusting, and for 5 days, you have to suffer. I officially start it today and will not stop being in pain until Sunday. :’(

In other news, I had to go downtown today for somethin’ and then stopped over at McDonald’s, because I hadn’t had any breakfast yet. It was past 11AM, so they were serving lunch. I got 2 cheeseburgers and a small drink (my usual).

A side note.. Found this through Google Images. It’s hawt. *snicker*

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burp

August 29, 2007 — missjackie

So, since I implemented the new comment approval on ShitTube, 30+ spam messages have been cut down to:

Amazing. They just magically almost stopped. Yay.

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Spam, spam, spam, and more spam.

August 27, 2007 — missjackie

Well, last night, I spent some time, going over all of my video’s on CrapTube and changed the options. From now on, if someone wants to submit a comment, I have to approve it first. It’s actually helped a lot. Last couple of hours, I’ve gotten about 4 spam comments, instead of billions (exaggeration, I’m sure). I can now sleep. *snicker*

Now, here’s for something different.

Yummy. Not.

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YouTube Spam

August 26, 2007 — missjackie

This is really starting to get on my nerves. Everyday, I must get at least 20-30 spam comments on my video’s.

Here’s an example:

I’m just about to give up on YouTube altogether until they get their acts straightened with the fucking spam. Extremely annoying.

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Teh Foods

August 25, 2007 — missjackie

Instead of eating something nutritious, I went for this:

At least I’m getting my calcium.

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WWE?

August 25, 2007 — missjackie

Apparently, there’s a Miss Jackie in WWE. Here’s a photo:

Body is great, face.. eh.. not so much.

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Making Teh Foods

August 25, 2007 — missjackie

So, I was thinking, this morning.. Either to make this: rice or just make a sammich. I haven’t figured it out yet. Hmm.

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Selling Books

August 24, 2007 — missjackie

Lately, I’ve been requesting free Christian books from all kinds of web sites. And then, selling them on Amazon. I can’t believe that all these places are giving away free books (and I’m not talking about a 3 page book). Full length books. Sold quite a few. And I don’t really feel bad either (since I’m an atheist). These “Christian” assholes are the biggest hypocrites. So, why not make money off of them? Other sources of profit? Buying Sudoku books at dollar stores and reselling them.

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Don Imus Revisited

August 24, 2007 — missjackie

Many of you whom subscribe to me on YouTube have known that I have made my opinion known about what I think about the whole Don Imus situation. Now that he’s being sued, I think it’s just getting ridiculous. I think the bitch who’s trying to sue him is just out for money. Seriously. He never said that SHE was a nappy headed ho. How can a person describe a whole entire group of people something and then get sued for slander? You cannot and I repeat, cannot get in trouble for saying shit about a whole group of people. Calling a particular person a child molester or saying someone is a thief in public is a whole other story. But, calling a group of people nappy headed? How is that slanderous? Unfortunately, we live in a society that is “sue happy” and are willing to just sue over anything. Just like that putz who tried to sue over his suit (at his dry cleaners) and tried to get millions.

For those that don’t remember, here’s my original video:

Click Here

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Grades

August 24, 2007 — missjackie

I’m doing good so far in school. That’s ’cause I’m smarter than you. Ha ha.

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Movies

August 24, 2007 — missjackie

Two new movies to look out for this Fall:

(1) Resident Evil: Extinction (Link Here: link)

I’ve always thought Milla was such a hot piece of ass. When there was a quick shot of her pussy in the first movie (you’ll have to pause the movie really quick, if you’ve got quick fingers), I thought she was cool.

Release Date: September 21, 2007

(2) And finally, we come to my favorite movie series. Saw IV. I am literally obsessed with these movies. Why? Because I think the movies were intelligently made. Driving further and further into the dark, evil psyche of humanity. I am mostly interested in the darkness of life. I guess that’s why I plan on specializing in abnormal behavior. Here’s a link: link. When the first Saw movie came out, I was floored. There’s no words that I can think of that can explain why I am such a huge fan of these movies. You could not have found a better actor to play Jigsaw. Unless they got Malcolm McDowell, which is typecast as an evil motherfucker, as always.

Release Date: October 26, 2007

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Choo Choo Into Hatersville

August 24, 2007 — missjackie

Anyone remember this?

Apparently, two people on YouTube think I’m racist and I was spewing “hate speech”. “Hate speech”? Where? *looks around* Awsaw? Wow. I must have been asleep when that became “hate speech”. If there was a god, please … please, just kill the stupid people. That’s all I ask.

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